DEAR MILLER LITE
Your ‘punch top’ cans are way too hard to punch, unless this is some strange empowerment campaign. Because I just stabbed one. I just stabbed a hole in the can of beer I’m drinking. With a knife. It felt great and totally badass, but your comercials with people easily punching the top using their keys or whatever is really misleading. What you really need is a samurai stabbing the can. For reals. Because that’s what I just pictured.
The girl who had to stab her beer.
P.S: ‘Lite’ is actually spelled L-I-G-H-T.